THANK YOU.

Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!

It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!

Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains and rusting thearse out of 40-gallon drum.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease.

I smell like a homeless guy, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer.